Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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