Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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