I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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