is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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