Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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