The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Randomize
