Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
