There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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