You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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