3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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