she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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