butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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