Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
dude. I can hear the air.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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