dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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