quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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