Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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