I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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