I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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