On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My day in three words: secret purse cake
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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