I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have already put on my inside pants.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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