someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
