She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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