just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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