i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
so much tequila, so little girl.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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