There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
40s are totally the cure
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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