508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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