Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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