its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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