whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
And then he peed in my hair
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