Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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