Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Be still, my beating vagina.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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