mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so explain again why im purple
no
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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