i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
the liver wants what the liver wants
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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