What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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