Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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