we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
