I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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