So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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