I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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