Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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