i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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