I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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