If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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