Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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