hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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