she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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