he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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