I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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