one might say we're banned from that church
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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