I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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