am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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